Khedron ([info]khedron) wrote,

Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

From Engadget, but I saw it first on [info]jwz's page:
A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.

A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.

A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.

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